Oorpsff

Oorpsff is a wattery dark purple shrub which smells like death and tastes somewhat like rum. . Oorpsff's properties are entirly magical in nature and is uniquly useful in construction. Oorpsff was first discovered by the trader Ermpfē Ha̋nvé̄ 'Loveadri Beamin' Cúó̄sh Ya̋nvó̄ Yānḱ within the Nujoa Shrublands in time immemorial. Ermpfē Ha̋nvé̄ 'Loveadri Beamin' Cúó̄sh Ya̋nvó̄ Yānḱ's discover was believed to have occured some time durring the early 3rd century.