Veftch is a thin slate fluid which glows dark purple and Lismells like fresh dirt and tastes very salty.. Veftch's properties are entirly mundane and is uniquly useful in brewing alcoholic beverages. Veftch was first discovered by the historian Sérmp̪vō Dāsh 'Gemma Buble' Erméch Ca̋ń̄b Yä̌sh Zëmë within the Stíhíhvàgshíhj Woods durring the early 18th century in late spring of the year 1711.